Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Bathing Suit Pervert

Since this all new to me I'm not sure if I am doing this right, as I wanted to create a link from my first post to this, but this will have to do.

In my first post I made a comment about how a great story went with the story about Parker and me going swimming. Well here it is!!!

First off you need to know that Janae and I went bathing suit shopping for me at JC Penny's. Janae found a nice blue suit for me, and I admit it looks awesome. The sides of the suit have blue Hawaiian type flowers on it and the front and back are this real cool looking blue solid pattern. (In other words it is a nice looking bathing suit)

So while I was off work last November Parker and I went to an indoor family swimming pool, it wasn't very crowded but there were a number of mothers there with their small children. So Parker and I were having a great time swimming around. Well, Parker and I go and stand underneath the waterfalls and toys and start playing around squirting each other, running through the waterfalls, just having a great time. When Parker looks at me with this real bizarre looking expression and says to me, "Dad, why are there naked ladies all over your bathing suit"? I looked at him all confused and said something like, "I don't have naked ladies on my bathing suit” He tells me to look at my suit. I look down at my new bathing suit and it is covered with silhouettes of naked ladies like you see on the mud flap on some trucks. I about died, I quickly sat down in the pool and we both look at each other and he starts laughing and calling me a pervert (I suspect these mothers with their small kids were thinking the same).

I got out and quickly put a towel around me and start wondering how in heaven's name Janae and I didn't see all these naked ladies on the suit. I had my suspicion and dried off my suit and as I did the silhouettes slowly disappeared, and as I got back in the pool……………………"TADA" naked ladies all over my suit.

I’m just glad I decided to go swimming and found this out before going down to Janae’s family reunion in St. George. I could just see it now, I’m in the pool with all her cousins, aunts, uncles, ECT, and then I show up with a naked lady swimming suit. However, I’m sure everyone would have had a good laugh though.

(You know the suit wouldn’t have been so bad on an ‘in shape 25 year old walking along Miami Beach, but definitely not on a 30 lb overweight, bald man at a family pool)

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Well the Holiday Seasons have come and gone, and it is back to the normal routine of life.

The kids are back in school and doing well, with the quarter ending, we hope to see all 5 of them with A's and B's. (Always better grades than their father).

I am still working my new shift but taking in as much O.T. as possible which is usually a graveyard shift. Janae says things are getting a little busier at work now that people need teeth pulled after eating all their holiday candy.

Kacie is starting to apply to a couple of different colleges around the state soon she has to make a decision on where she will be going (hopefully BYU).

Tiffany and Alex are getting ready to take drivers ed. and get their permits. (There goes my car insurance rates, AHAHAHAHAHA)

Parker participated in the School Science Fair and was one of 8 finalist to continue on to the district where he'll go up against other schools in the district, (like I said much smarter than his father).

Payton is still doing well in school, and did I mention she is playing the violin and took part in a school concert where she was the best one there (I'm a little bias though).

Tuesday we look forward to going through the Draper Temple Open House. This will be a new experience for some of the kids. Parker especially is looking forward to it.

Sadly Aunt Betty passed away on Christmas morning. She fell asleep in her favorite chair and peacefully went home to her Father in Heaven. I am so glad I had the opportunity to sit down with her and talk about her early days at Disney Studios. Something new I learned about her that I thought was really neat was that Walt Disney asked her to check out computers in the 50's/60's to see how they would work in the animation business. However, back then they were so new that they didn't do the work needed. However, it is kind of neat to think that today companies like Pixar got thier idea from Aunt Betty (well not really but I like to think so).